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Saturday, November 05, 2005

Children and innocence

Another set of interesting and funny thoughts sent by a good friend.  These have to be original and genuine - no adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.  After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said,
"If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.  Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant.  Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his
dad:  "Why is he whispering in  her mouth?"


CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his  Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know
what'll happen  with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned  to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was  turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"


TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled  woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for awhile and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon

I think this Mom will never  forget.... this particular Sunday sermon...
"Dear Lord," the minister began,  with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous
look on his upturned face.  "Without you, we are but dust."  He would have continued but at that moment  my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) Leaned over to me and asked  quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what
is butt dust?"

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